I still haven't gotten my stimulus check. Where in hell is it?!?! I need that $300! My life depends on it!
Ok, enough Drama Queen...
So, my family is planning a vacation to DisneyWorld Orlando in August, and I'm going along. But, really, do they expect me to get MY fat ASS on those rides? Or walk around a different park every day for SIX DAYS?!?! Haysoos Krisco! Bad enough I have to cancel my plans to attend the World Science Fiction Convention in Denver, in a nice, Indoor, air-conditioned, convention center to go to FLORIDA, in AUGUST! Hello!?!?! Can you say HOT!?!!? Haysoos!
Oh, well, it will probably be fun, dragging my fat ass around, spending my hard-earned money on Disney crap that my nephew will promptly either throw away, eat, or forget about.
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