My Gorgeous Niece

I don't know how this pic will look, but I had to post it. This is my niece, Skyler.

Wieners

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener...

and everyone would be in love with me.

That's was the song in my head when I woke up this morning. I know, it was previously established that I am nuts. (See previous post.)

I have planned for months to go the the Gay Pride event, which is happening tomorrow, but I also haven't seen my nephew in 3 weeks, and if I don't spend time with him tomorrow, I won't see him again for another 2 weeks. That's over a month, and for those who know me, they know that I am practically the boy's father, in every way but the "deed." I can't go out and have fun with friends, when he will be upset at not getting to spend time with me, and besides, I think that I wouldn't be able to have fun, thinking of him at home, missing me. So, sorry everyone. Can't go. I'm spending the weekend with my nephewson.

We're all a little nuts...

I think that we are all nuts to some extent. Mixed nuts. Everybody is different, and that is never more apparent than in our excentricities.

Dear Lord

This is a blog test, sent from my new toy.

I got a new Toy!!!

I bought this spiffy new phone on eBay, for only $120!!! Hey, that may sound expensive, but for a smartphone/PDA, unlocked, with no contract? The price was right, baby. I slipped my SIM card from T-Mobile into this baby, and it fired right up, using my prepaid T-Mobile-to-Go service. Can you say "Awesome"? I'm so excited, I could spit!!! (wink, wink, you dirty girls...)

Thanks, DBO.

And by the by, I will never look at Jazz Hands the same way again. Thanks, DBo.

When am I gonna get Stimulus'd?!?!

I still haven't gotten my stimulus check. Where in hell is it?!?! I need that $300! My life depends on it!
Ok, enough Drama Queen...
So, my family is planning a vacation to DisneyWorld Orlando in August, and I'm going along. But, really, do they expect me to get MY fat ASS on those rides? Or walk around a different park every day for SIX DAYS?!?! Haysoos Krisco! Bad enough I have to cancel my plans to attend the World Science Fiction Convention in Denver, in a nice, Indoor, air-conditioned, convention center to go to FLORIDA, in AUGUST! Hello!?!?! Can you say HOT!?!!? Haysoos!
Oh, well, it will probably be fun, dragging my fat ass around, spending my hard-earned money on Disney crap that my nephew will promptly either throw away, eat, or forget about.