Huh?!?!

My brother is getting married next friday. And his birthday is on Tuesday. You know, I think he planned it that way. But I'll be damned if I'm buying him a present after buying their wedding gift. So Solly. (with chinese accent) Huh?!?! Did that offend you? So Solly!!!! As my friends would say, I'll kick your Fucking Neck!!! Get over it! It's funny! All in good fun! I make fun of crackas all the time, too.
Anywho, I'm supposed to buy a suit, and I've known this for over 6 months, but do I have a suit 1 week before the wedding? No.
My stupid ass has procrastinated, and now, I don't have the money. My mother has to buy my suit. I have to be a stupid usher, who has to buy a suit. If my lozer azz brother had made me a groomsman, I could have rented a damn tux, like everyone else, instead of buying a fucking suit that I will probably never wear again!!!!
Serenity Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sigh*
Anyway, now that I have bitched enough, the earworm today is;
I feel the Earth, move, under my feet...